Sadly, very sadly, we were also alerted that one of our heavier members was also taking up a pair of wheels in the name of charity, a certain Sting Wray (wouldn't want to be that saddle I hear you all chorus). However, we have since learned that this story was no more than a spoof…but a pretty convincing one as one of our other shipmates - a great guy who must also remain anonymous for legal reasons, was completely taken in by it and offered to sponsor!! Nice one, Sting!!
As is normal we always look at the weaker excuses for missing out on a good P.U., and with habitual winner Rick Cosby's attendance this year the competition was wide open - however our panel of judges finally decided on the following:-
In joint 3rd place:-
Alan McKendrick and Andy Thompson - House renovations. Sorry boys, there are 364 other days for that!
In 2nd place:-
Connie Francis - Horseracing bash at Ascot thereby robbing the Association of a few good dits and the services of Sue, the best raffle ticket folder in Nato! Evidently travelling to Ascot is also very tiring 'cos informed sources communicated with Rumour Control details of a retired Buffer who crashed out in the bunhouse of a particularly sleek Pompey based Type 42 during a very recent AMP meeting! We cannot of course identify the Buffer or the ship again for legal reasons…but you will find more than one photty of both on our webby!
And the winner is…. Bob Hubble - his excuse reads as follows -
"Please accept my grovelling apologies for not replying to your email but life has been really hectic of late. I could use all sorts of excuses such as the dog ate my email and that the electricity bill has not been paid but my kids have taken them first.
Sadly due to another engagement in Durban I will not be around to pxss up with the troops but I am sure you will have a great time. I will raise a beer to the Mighty Manch and think of you all.
I was afraid to say this earlier for fear of ridicule but I do believe I have made the right decision as I will be in South Africa seeing the first two Lions tests. This is one hell of a grippo and I expect that the 10 day run ashore with the an old oppo will test my liver close to destruction ! Fortunately my apprenticeship as a WAFU followed by my further education onboard the Mighty Manch will stand me in good stead. I will also do a recce of the most suitable locations for Brass Rubbing and the best places for Afternoon Tea should any members of the 2nd HMS Manchester Association visit South Africa for next year's World Cup."
Best Wishes, Bob
PS - I think my 11 year old is developing a hereditary soft spot for the ship as he chose an Airfix kit of the ship to make, but evidently he cannot get the hangar door to stay open! (Authentic model then! Ed)
PPS - There is no truth in the rumour that the reg no of my car is W4FOO!"