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The Second
HMS Manchester Association
Aircraft Quiz
This should be an easy quiz for those who have even a modicum of knowledge about aircraft.  The answer may surprise you.

"What is the primary advantage of rotary-winged aircraft over fixed-winged aircraft?"

See next page for the answer.....

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Funnies - British Style......

Jenny was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.

Jack thought to himself "She's going through the change."

Jack was in the pub, when he heard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.

What a pair of sexist tw@ts, he thought, I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!

Hampshire Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours.  They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Jenny bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday...but it went off before she could eat it!

There was this teddy bear working on a building site.  He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.  The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. 

The foreman grins at the bear and says, "Oh I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."

Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talking to an envelope for?"

"I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!"

Jack has got a new asian neighbour, evidently he has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain, as well as visiting both poles.

It will come as no surprise to learn his name is Bindair Dundat!
(Knocker with the big Phalanx - 2011)
The Two Fathers

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.


They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.  As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.

As they were sitting on the beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery, a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde wearing half a bikini came walking straight towards them.. They couldn't help but stare.


As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.  They were both stunned.  How in the world did she know they were priests? 

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.


These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!  Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.  After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different bikini bottom, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.  Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'  'Yes, Father?'

' We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

She replied,  'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'

(Frank Jarvis - 2011)